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This is where u'll learn the things that really fuckin annoy me!
Read about Americans, Tourists, Immigrants, Literature, and other head-doin stuff...
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Literature!
What is the point of learnin literature at school?? EH?
Who the fuck even wants to konw about it? Its shite!
Why the fuck do you need to know about Shakespeare to become a mechanic, or a policeman, or woteva?
Have u EVER seen this on a job description: "NEEDS TO BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND POETRY TO GET THE JOB".
NO! Exactly?
Pointless!
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September 11th, 2001.
Quote: "September 11th, 2001, the most tragic day in history." BOLLOCKS! Ok, I admit theres no gettin away from the fact that it was a very tragic day, but sayin it was the MOST tragic in history is ludicrous!!
2500 lives were lost in the twin towers, and another 500 on ground, but that duznt even compare to how many lives were lost at Hiroshima, or Nagasaki, where over 30,000 people were killed.
But nobody cares about that cuz THEY WERENT AMERICAN!
In 3rd world countries 1000s die every day due to hunger, poverty, and lack of other vital necessities, but nobody cares about that, cuz THEY ARENT AMERICAN!
President Bush's answer to everythin is: LETS BOMB THE ARABS!
Yanks are so fuckin gullible and easily pleased, the next thing that pisses off America will bo solved by Bush declaring WAR on Iraq.
Theres no denyin that Bush is a clever man, because he manipulates the zombie-minded Yanks into believing that everythin that goes wrong in America is Iraq's fault. So when Iraq is bombed, Bush's followers will re-elect him for another term in office! WANKER!
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Product Labels!
Was it really necessary to change Opal Fruits to Starburst, Jif to Cif, and Coco Pops to Chocco Krispies??
Luckily they realised that Chocco Krispies was a shit name, so they changed it back, but Starburst????? What the fuck is all that about?? They'll always be Opal Fruits, they dont burst and they're nothin like stars, so WHATS THE POINT???
The only reason they changed Jif to Cif, is cuz some foreign wankers couldnt pronounce Jif, so they changed it to somethin they could pronounce. I dont like the idea that MY COUNTRY was influenced by SOME FOREIGN TWATS VOCABULARY!
So much for international independance eh?
Kevs!
Is it really necessary to have a car that sounds like an aeroplane, with a stereo like a nightclub, and shocks so fuckin low that u have to go about 2 miles an hour over a speed bump so u dont nacker the bodykit (which is pointless 2!), and black windows so u can hardly fuckin see?? NO!!
WHATS THE FUCKIN POINT??
Cars were built for ONE purpose, as a method of transport! Not for silly twats to Kev up into stupid wank-lookin cars.
And why do they thinks theyre so special that they can drive around like fuckin tossers!
POINTLESS!!
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Immigrants!
Dont get me started on these bastards!
They fuckin smuggle themselves in, and because theyre pakis or chinks or woteva theyre spozed to be treated as a British citizen?? BOLLOCKS!
The reason they come over here is because theyre all so fuckin skint they cant afford medicines, vaccines, etc, so they come over here take advantage of our free NHS, and fuck off again!
CHEEKY WANKERS!
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Japanese tourists!
Guaranteed, next time I go in town, there will a group of about 5 or 6 Japs takin pictures of things that are pathetic!
The other day, I saw them photographin a market stall?
And get this... my mate went to Egypt, where they have the pyramids, sphinx, and The River Nile, and what did the fuckin Japs take a picture of...?? A FUCKIN MENU IN A RESTAURANT!
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